Unfocused guitar player looking for Sherpa/life manager – Chicago
In need of someone to help me organize and focus my life. Sort of like a personal assistant, although I wont be having you do very much. This gig will probably involve sitting around a lot and doing very little. The compensation offered will reflect that. It may also involve listening to me complain, offering advice, doing tasks for me that I could easily do myself but don’t want to, helping me find a job that I like, and picking up beer.
These “Sessions” could go on for an hour, or you could party with me if you’re cool, and it might end up going on for a couple days. The biggest thing is to help find jobs for me that you think I might like and send my resume for me. You should also possess the ability to make a resume for me that disguises the fact that I have very few skills as far as work is concerned.
The ideal candidate for this gig has no actual skills in the area of life management, has low expectations, and is an attractive girl.
E-mail me for more info and the opportunity to party lavishly with an eccentric rock and roller.
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