ME: A guy coming home to find you asleep in my bed.YOU: Stunningly attractive blonde.
ME: Strangely bemused, but too tired and distracted by other women in my head to care.
YOU: Gone this morning when I woke up.ME: Trying to determine from roommates who you were, but they have no clue (they really aren’t too conscious right now and think I am lying).
If you attended what must have been a great party last night (I can tell from the mess) and slept in some guys bed then please poke me back, I have some things here that might be yours. Also, let me know if you will be back tonight and I will change the sheets.
Finally, thank you for not taking my side of the bed, THAT would have been awkward.